Monday Minutia

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Many of you know that I drive a funny little bredbox known as a Scion XB or as it’s know to me, the Toyota bB. Greatly underpowered however the interior space vs. gas mileage ratio is phenomenal at 34 mpg. The reason I bring this up is that for years I have been scoffed and laughed at for years by both SUVtruck drivers as well as the occasional roadside pedestrian. There is even a local crackpot/crackhead women who we pass in town sometimes who resorts to drawing a box in the air with her hands as she exclaims, “ugly, too square!”.
Yep it’s tough driving such a misunderstood little vehicle until gas hit $3.00 a gallon and suddenly i’m idling at a stoplight next to a bright yellow (yeah I know, right?) Hummer “FUH2″, and I look over and smile and think to myself, “Suckaaaaaaaah”.
Oh yes sometimes it’s all about the little things.


2 Comments | Ping Pong

  1. erika May 3rd, 2006

    Ha, very funny, we call our SQUARER car [volvo wagon] the “Rustbox”.

  2. JDS May 1st, 2006

    do you have a name for miss “ugly, too square!”? i keep a rather detailed list of Montp. characters. she sounds like a candidate. but she needs a name.

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