I’m telling you it was like some scene from Desperate Housewives as I looked out my window this morning. 4 count em 4 lovely MILF types jogging up the street ( i live on a hill) all in a shoulder-to-shoulder row. They must have taken up the whole lane. Kinda hot.

Wisc. man auctions his wife’s package - Says her box is too small for his cock.
Million Dollar Homepage Baby - $1 per pixel X 1 million pixels.
Who’s Bad - Zug’s Michael Jackson prank