Full-on Friday
Once again I have failed to complete my holiday err Christmas shopping in a timely manner. So I will drag my sorry ass into town (45 minutes away) in hopes of finding an elusive parking space and brave the elements and fellow losers for those last minute gifts. Ahh, the crowds of bitchy women, machismo laden Joeys, annoying sales people and useless gadgets that compete for my attention. God how I hate shopping.
Yo Ho Ho and a bottle of Rum - “Quantity Eggnog” courtesy of Salon.com
Get the hell out! - How to handle house guests that stay too long.
Lose your friends - Have a Yankee Swap
A Timely Tale - O. Henry’s The Gift of the Magi
“Who wants a train with square wheels?” - The Enchanted world of Rankin-Bass
Stollengeschichte - The history of Dresden Stollen
Those Crazy Germans - Transparent VW factory
stollen face…
I’ve got some Dresden Stollen here in Houston.
ahh, no stressin’ baby…i’ll take smooches and coziness over those silly christian louboutins anyday…plus, it is a shopper-eat-shopper scene out there…make sure you have lots o meds(i mean peaceful meditation) to face it…it was scary yesterday…
Tinymeat…just think how many happy faces there will be on Christmas morn when TM wallets are opened. Hurray for you guys! Happy Shopping hehehe…I am right there with you guys!