Hey kids Captain Spalding reminds you to be safe whilst trick or treating. “Look both ways before crossing the street and don’t fo’get to check your goodies for razor blades and syringes. Hey come here. Wan’t some candy?”

Happy Helloween!

F’d up Halloween stuff:

Bible Tumpers spoil the fun, again - Out of pressure from concerned parents many schools are adopting a “Falloween” holiday. Imagine those parents making their case for getting rid of Halloween. That my friends is spooky.

Eat Hufu , the Human Flesh Alternative - Keep an eye out for their next product “Delicious Baby Seal, The Veal of the Sea”

Zombies 3 “Mall Walkers”- “Shop till ya drop” with this expansion pack to the popular Zombies board game. It’s a no brainer!

The Origins of Halloween - from a Capetowner’s perspective

8.3 billion corny kernels - Mmm, slurry.

Elvira, Mistress of the Dark - Still smokin’.

Before Scully and Mulder there was Kolchak: The Night Stalker