Trick or Treat Stalk My Feet - Seattle cops nabbed an alleged foot fetishist on the University of Washington Campus. Police say the suspect told young co-eds he could read the lines on their feet much like a palm reader could read their palm. But when they caught him on Friday, police say he confessed he couldn’t read feet at all, but he did like to touch them. via KOMO 4 News.

Wild Mountain Blueberry Coffee - As you can imagine it tastes like shit and it doesn’t even turn your tongue blue.

Jones Soda - First Turkey n Gravy soda and now for Halloween, Candy Corn Soda. What’s next? Eggnog Cream Soda or perhaps a Minced Meat Spritzer?

The Harriet Miers withdrawal - Another Red Herring? 2000 dead US troops in Iraq. PlameGate. Spiraling energy costs. A deficit out of control. Hey America you voted for this Bozo, twice. Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert are gonna be on fire tonight!!!

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