Hey kids Captain Spalding reminds you to be safe whilst trick or treating. "Look both ways before crossing the street and don't fo'get to check your goodies for razor blades and syringes. Hey come here. Wan't some candy?" Happy Helloween! F'd up Halloween stuff: Bible Tumpers spoil the fun, again - Out of pressure from concerned parents many schools are adopting a "Falloween" holiday. Imagine those parents making their case for getting rid of Halloween. That my friends is spooky. Eat Hufu , ...

Here's a chilling short film/viral illustrating the sinister the underpinnings of our current administration. Good times. Superinky, Dieselboi, Motokitty, Francesca, Eileen, Rigo, LeLo and Sept 14 (and others) I expect thoughts and comments on this one.

Laugh your ass off kids it's Photoshop Phriday over at Something Awful. This week, "The Grown-up World of Richard Scarry" Set Phasers on Fabulous - Star Trek's Sulu is out finally, sorta. Some really bad Halloween jokes Did you hear about the cannibal who was expelled from school? He was buttering up his teacher. Did you hear about the guy that lost his left arm and leg in a car crash? He's all right now. What did the cannibal do when he saw an "All you can ...

Seems like an eternity yet it's been just shy of two years since we breathed life into this venture of all things "Tiny". I thought I'd try my hand at posting video. Here's a little something we made back in early 2004.

Trick or Treat Stalk My Feet - Seattle cops nabbed an alleged foot fetishist on the University of Washington Campus. Police say the suspect told young co-eds he could read the lines on their feet much like a palm reader could read their palm. But when they caught him on Friday, police say he confessed he couldn't read feet at all, but he did like to touch them. via KOMO 4 News. Wild Mountain Blueberry Coffee - As you can ...

Seems like new tshirt companies (some more than just plain stupid) have been cropping up on an almost daily basis. Let's have a looksy. Dsign Chill - How clever, they left out the "e" Liquidshirts - Original huh? Check out their "Dead Hookers" shirt. Proof that any jack-ass with a screen press can flog their wares. VintageVantage - Still more joe retro slogans and cheesy artwork. Allright I give up. Time for you to hit me with some links of your favorite kick-ass threads.

Yes indeed Vin Diesel was once a poorly dressed junior B-boy. "MC GlowPlug", "ZitPop" or Twinkadink" you decide in this hilarious Video. via JAX via ebaumsworld

Tom Vek - Nothing But Green Lights (video) "We Have Sound" / Startime Records Most of Tom Vek’s influences are at least fifteen years old and easily triangulated. But he’s unencumbered by nostalgia. We Have Sound is so difficult to isolate from Vek’s ass-backwards charisma, I wonder if the man might be a visionary. - Dusted Magazine 10/27: San Francisco, CA @ Popscene at 330 Rich Street Co-Headlining w/ GoGoGo Airheart 10/30: Austin, TX @ Emo's 10/31: Dallas, TX @ Gypsy Tea Room Test Icicles ...

We have another band promo brewin' with Shawn over at Cornerstone Promotion. This time it's Oxfordshire trio Supergrass in support of their new release "Road to Rouen", and the single "St. Petersburg" Check out the video here

Check out the video of this crazy bitch speakin' in tongues from Trading Spouses. Good Times. Thanks Beatrice

" An entirely new, startling and interesting stacking conundrum featuring high-flying stunts performed at breath-taking heights" Whatever, it's crack and you won't be able to stop. Play it here

Some great new Tinymeat locations in some unexpected places: Hello Toes/Want It! - Basildon, Essex, UK Shoegazer - Ellsworth, Maine Alphabets - New York City (3 locations) Moxie and the Compound - Austin, Texas Beeps - Albuquerque, New Mexico Red Berry - McMinnville, Oregon

"Daddy Daddy it's snowing outside" my daughter (4 1/2) exclaimed this morning as she burst into my bedroom, tugging at the covers. I first thought she was full of bologna but alas our long snowy winter in the northeast has begun.

Miss Lucille and I pimped out the plastic this afternoon. These both now reside around the neck of my wonderful daughter and she is anxious to show 'em off tonight to the waitresses at our favorite local dive, The Wayside Restaurant in Berlin, Vermont. Coincidentally, they have a Lucy Special (hamburglar) on the Kid's menu.

Last night we took a quick and brisk jaunt up to Quebec to view the annual Chinese Lantern Exhibit at the Montreal Botanical Garden (Jardin de Chine du Jardin botanique). This year's theme is "Kingdom of the Birds" More pics on the MoBlog Read more about the exhibit here.